Our official tour shirts! Women's large and xl are sold out but shirts run big. Tell all your friends you went to a concert with this shirt! Cut for the ladies. Ships free. Out of women's large and Xl.

Like the women's shirt but cut for a man. Goes great with pants, shorts, or neither.

The last Christmas record you'll ever need- or want! Released in 2019, It's 13 tracks of Christmas sass and sh*t talking! All the songs we perform in our Christmas show and more! Available Nov. 29.

It's all about cats!

Pony Death Ride debut album - release date 12/12 

Includes all the tracks the people on the street are talking about. And 10 more!

1. Pony Death ride Theme(s)
2. I think My Boyfriend's Gay For Morrissey
3. Watch You Sleep
4. Stranger Danger
5. Furries!
6. Breaking Up With You Is Gonna Be Fun
7. Mom and Dad are Getting a Divorce
8. Who the Fuck is Ed Hardy?
9. Old Souls
10. I Do Arts and Crafts Better Than Most kids
11. Enough With The Beatles

Our new single! What would a Christmas party look like at Tom Waits' house? Here's an idea! P.S. Is that really Tom Waits singing?

Jaye doesn't just write and sing our songs, she's crafty as f***! Get her handmade ornament here with a personal message from Jaye herself!