Our Christmas album re-released on red vinyl Nov. 2021. Pre-order now! Very limited.

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Brand new release for 2020, including 14 new tracks! Crispin Glover, Ben Stiller, not having kids. All the usual subjects are there!

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Intro 1:08

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Ben Stiller, Movie Killer 2:20

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Crispin Glover Be My Lover 3:28

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I'm Not a Bear 4:14

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Cuddle Party! 4:18

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Where Were You When Buddy holly Died? 3:55

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Where Did All the Ladies Go? 2:49

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Don't Be a pussy 2:19

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Let Me Tell You 'Bout My Bike 3:46

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We Don't Have Any Kids and It's Awesome 2:55

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Love is Like A... 3:29

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Phil Collins In Retrospect 2:53

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Shut Up, Ted Nugent is Talking 3:28

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His Name is Jim 4:07

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The First Leon Christmas Album: Vinyl

$20.00

Pre-order now! Coming soon, our Christmas album on red vinyl! We finally put out a vinyl record! Pre-order now, as quantities are VERY LIMITED! Release date is December 10, and we will ship pre-orders out that day or the next.

The Big Bundle! CD, Shirt, Ashtray.

$30.00

Get it all in one stop shopping! It's the big bundle. More Pony Death Ride than you can f***ing handle. Includes new CD, shirt of your choice, and an ashtray! You get everything the lady in the photo is holding. Canadian friends- Shipping is alot. Should we just throw it over the fence?

Unthemed: CD with free download

$10.00

a new album for 2020! 14 new tracks full of wittiness, rhyming words, puns, and secret hidden recipes. It's and all-new Pony Death Ride record!

Women's Cut New Logo Shirt-Black (Shipping Incl.)

$20.00

Our new shirt! Cut especially for the needs of the modern woman. Scroll down for sizes. Also available in red. Just look below!

Women's Cut New Logo Shirts- Red

$20.00

Fits small! Exactly like our new women's cut shirt, but where there is black, just replace with red. We've put up a photo to show you. Shipping is included!

Men's Logo T-Shirt-Black Shipping Incl.

$20.00

Men's Gildan softshirt in black or maroon. Men's cut. nice fit. Sexy look. Shipping included.

Ladies Christmas tour shirts- shipping inc.

$20.00

Our official tour shirts! Women's large and xl are sold out but shirts run big. Tell all your friends you went to a concert with this shirt! Cut for the ladies. Ships free. Out of women's large and Xl.

Men's Christmas tour shirts! Inc. shipping

$20.00

Like the women's shirt but cut for a man. Goes great with pants, shorts, or neither.

The First Leon Christmas Album: CD

$10.00

The last Christmas record you'll ever need- or want! Released in 2019, It's 13 tracks of Christmas sass and sh*t talking! All the songs we perform in our Christmas show and more! Available Nov. 29.

Cat Sounds: CD

$10.00

It's all about cats!

Not a Foal, Not Yet a Horse - CD

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Pony Death Ride debut album - release date 12/12

Includes all the tracks the people on the street are talking about. And 10 more!

Pony Death Ride debut album - release date 12/12

Includes all the tracks the people on the street are talking about. And 10 more!

1. Pony Death ride Theme(s)
2. I think My Boyfriend's Gay For Morrissey
3. Watch You Sleep
4. Stranger Danger
5. Furries!
6. Breaking Up With You Is Gonna Be Fun
7. Mom and Dad are Getting a Divorce
8. Who the Fuck is Ed Hardy?
9. Old Souls
10. I Do Arts and Crafts Better Than Most kids
11. Enough With The Beatles