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new shirts! Scroll down for women's shirts and more pretty colors!

Our Christmas album re-released on red vinyl Nov. 2021. Pre-order now! Very limited.

Our Christmas album re-released on red vinyl Nov. 2021. Pre-order now! Very limited.

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Pony Death Ride

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Brand new release for 2020, including 14 new tracks! Crispin Glover, Ben Stiller, not having kids. All the usual subjects are there!
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    Intro 1:08
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    Ben Stiller, Movie Killer 2:20
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    Crispin Glover Be My Lover 3:28
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    I'm Not a Bear 4:14
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    Cuddle Party! 4:18
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    Where Were You When Buddy holly Died? 3:55
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    Where Did All the Ladies Go? 2:49
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    Don't Be a pussy 2:19
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    Let Me Tell You 'Bout My Bike 3:46
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    We Don't Have Any Kids and It's Awesome 2:55
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    Love is Like A... 3:29
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    Phil Collins In Retrospect 2:53
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    Shut Up, Ted Nugent is Talking 3:28
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    His Name is Jim 4:07
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The Big Bundle! CD, Shirt, Ashtray.
  • The Big Bundle! CD, Shirt, Ashtray.
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Get it all in one stop shopping! It's the big bundle. More Pony Death Ride than you can f***ing handle. Includes new CD, shirt of your choice, and an ashtray! You get everything the lady in the photo is holding. Canadian friends- Shipping is alot. Should we just throw it over the fence?

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Not a Foal, Not Yet a Horse - CD
  • Not a Foal, Not Yet a Horse - CD
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Pony Death Ride debut album - release date 12/12 

Includes all the tracks the people on the street are talking about. And 10 more!

1. Pony Death ride Theme(s)
2. I think My Boyfriend's Gay For Morrissey
3. Watch You Sleep
4. Stranger Danger
5. Furries!
6. Breaking Up With You Is Gonna Be Fun
7. Mom and Dad are Getting a Divorce
8. Who the Fuck is Ed Hardy?
9. Old Souls
10. I Do Arts and Crafts Better Than Most kids
11. Enough With The Beatles

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We have downloadable singles you can buy as well. Click on the pic to go to each single

Let Me Tell You "Bout My Bike- New sinlge July 2017 featuring The Schizophonics and Jason Hanna. Buy below.

Let Me Tell You "Bout My Bike- New sinlge July 2017 featuring The Schizophonics and Jason Hanna. Buy below.

Shut Up, Ted Nugent is Talking. Released 2015. F this guy.

Shut Up, Ted Nugent is Talking. Released 2015. F this guy.

(It's A) Tom Waits Christmas

(It's A) Tom Waits Christmas

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