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I'm Not a Bear 4:140:00/4:14
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Cuddle Party! 4:180:00/4:18
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Don't Be a pussy 2:190:00/2:19
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Love is Like A... 3:290:00/3:29
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His Name is Jim 4:070:00/4:07

new shirts! Scroll down for women's shirts and more pretty colors!

New Record Available Nov. 20, 2020
Welcome to our store of magic and mystery. Impress your friends with our stuff.
Get it all in one stop shopping! It's the big bundle. More Pony Death Ride than you can f***ing handle. Includes new CD, shirt of your choice, and an ashtray! You get everything the lady in the photo is holding. Canadian friends- Shipping is alot. Should we just throw it over the fence?
a new album for 2020! 14 new tracks full of wittiness, rhyming words, puns, and secret hidden recipes. It's and all-new Pony Death Ride record!
Our new shirt! Cut especially for the needs of the modern woman. Scroll down for sizes. Also available in red. Just look below!
Fits small! Exactly like our new women's cut shirt, but where there is black, just replace with red. We've put up a photo to show you. Shipping is included!
Men's Gildan softshirt in black or maroon. Men's cut. nice fit. Sexy look. Shipping included.
Our newest shirts! It's like a black shirt but It's maroon. L, XL, or XXl. Your choice. Shirt is soft as s***! Shipping included.
Our official tour shirts! Women's large and xl are sold out but shirts run big. Tell all your friends you went to a concert with this shirt! Cut for the ladies. Ships free. Out of women's large and Xl.
The last Christmas record you'll ever need- or want! Released in 2019, It's 13 tracks of Christmas sass and sh*t talking! All the songs we perform in our Christmas show and more! Available Nov. 29.
Pony Death Ride debut album - release date 12/12
Includes all the tracks the people on the street are talking about. And 10 more!
1. Pony Death ride Theme(s)
2. I think My Boyfriend's Gay For Morrissey
3. Watch You Sleep
4. Stranger Danger
5. Furries!
6. Breaking Up With You Is Gonna Be Fun
7. Mom and Dad are Getting a Divorce
8. Who the Fuck is Ed Hardy?
9. Old Souls
10. I Do Arts and Crafts Better Than Most kids
11. Enough With The Beatles
We have downloadable singles you can buy as well. Click on the pic to go to each single