Our Christmas album re-released on red vinyl Nov. 2021. Pre-order now! Very limited.
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Pre-order now! Coming soon, our Christmas album on red vinyl! We finally put out a vinyl record! Pre-order now, as quantities are VERY LIMITED! Release date is December 10, and we will ship pre-orders out that day or the next.
Get it all in one stop shopping! It's the big bundle. More Pony Death Ride than you can f***ing handle. Includes new CD, shirt of your choice, and an ashtray! You get everything the lady in the photo is holding. Canadian friends- Shipping is alot. Should we just throw it over the fence?
a new album for 2020! 14 new tracks full of wittiness, rhyming words, puns, and secret hidden recipes. It's and all-new Pony Death Ride record!
Our new shirt! Cut especially for the needs of the modern woman. Scroll down for sizes. Also available in red. Just look below!
Fits small! Exactly like our new women's cut shirt, but where there is black, just replace with red. We've put up a photo to show you. Shipping is included!
Men's Gildan softshirt in black or maroon. Men's cut. nice fit. Sexy look. Shipping included.
Our official tour shirts! Women's large and xl are sold out but shirts run big. Tell all your friends you went to a concert with this shirt! Cut for the ladies. Ships free. Out of women's large and Xl.
Like the women's shirt but cut for a man. Goes great with pants, shorts, or neither.
The last Christmas record you'll ever need- or want! Released in 2019, It's 13 tracks of Christmas sass and sh*t talking! All the songs we perform in our Christmas show and more! Available Nov. 29.
Pony Death Ride debut album - release date 12/12
Includes all the tracks the people on the street are talking about. And 10 more!
1. Pony Death ride Theme(s)
2. I think My Boyfriend's Gay For Morrissey
3. Watch You Sleep
4. Stranger Danger
5. Furries!
6. Breaking Up With You Is Gonna Be Fun
7. Mom and Dad are Getting a Divorce
8. Who the Fuck is Ed
Pony Death Ride debut album - release date 12/12
Includes all the tracks the people on the street are talking about. And 10 more!
1. Pony Death ride Theme(s)
2. I think My Boyfriend's Gay For Morrissey
3. Watch You Sleep
4. Stranger Danger
5. Furries!
6. Breaking Up With You Is Gonna Be Fun
7. Mom and Dad are Getting a Divorce
8. Who the Fuck is Ed Hardy?
9. Old Souls
10. I Do Arts and Crafts Better Than Most kids
11. Enough With The Beatles
The new rare colored vinyl compilation from blindspot records! 5 tracks from 5 neat bands!
Our new single! What would a Christmas party look like at Tom Waits' house? Here's an idea! P.S. Is that really Tom Waits singing?
Jaye doesn't just write and sing our songs, she's crafty as f***! Get her handmade ornament here with a personal message from Jaye herself!
We have downloadable singles you can buy as well. Click on the pic to go to each single
Let Me Tell You "Bout My Bike- New sinlge July 2017 featuring The Schizophonics and Jason Hanna. Buy below.
Shut Up, Ted Nugent is Talking. Released 2015. F this guy.
(It's A) Tom Waits Christmas